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The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43."
Jar number 43? Mr. Smith wonders. So the doctor brings the jar and tells Mr. Smith to taste it. He tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is gross!" he yells.
"I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Smith," says the doctor.
So Mr. Smith goes home very mad. One month later, Mr. Smith goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I can’t remember!"
Thinking he got the doctor, the doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little and tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43…"
Before the doctor finished his sentence, Mr. Smith fled the office.
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Hahaha! It’s funny what a little “negative feedback” can do for a person! Just ask most kids of my generation! Have a great, and very positive! weekend!
Also, happy 1st day of Summer!
~Ness
Animal Gifs: Nawt Sharing. – Cheezburger
True, true, true, and true! This quiz seems to fit me to a T, and works well for the near-retirement of this blog. No, not closing or deleting it. Really more of a move across town, sort of thing. I’m hoping to start posting over at my new place next week.
Naturally, I’ll keep you posted.
You like to voice your well thought out opinions on your blog. |
Men can play with toys all their life.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.
Men’s bellies usually hide their large hips.
Chocolate is just another snack.
The whole garage belongs to them.
Weddings take care of themselves.
Men’s last name never changes.
Everything on a man’s face stays its original color.
Men only have to shave their faces and necks.
Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week’s vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men’s new shoes don’t cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.
Men don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.
Men have one mood all the time.
A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental – 100 bucks
Men can open all their own jars.
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Ha! Sounds like men are pretty lucky, to me, but I am pretty happy that I’m a girl. 
Have a great weekend, whether you’re a man or a woman!
They say that when you’re in Chicagoland, if you don’t like the weather, just wait 10 minutes and it’ll change for you. I offer as proof:
This morning. Not quite sunrise – I forgot! – but maybe around 9ish. Rain, strong winds, gray.
A few hours later, the sun was pushing through. It was a nice effect, shining down on just the flagpole. Now most evidence of this morning’s storms is gone and we have temps in the mid 50s. The kids are done with school and going outside to play. It’s a great start to the new school quarter. Yay!
How about you? How’s your day been?
There’s no Denying This One – Cheezburger
You are a profoundly creative person. You are always growing and self-renewing. You are optimistic and cheerful. You think the world is a bright and colorful place. |
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That’s fine," said the girl. "I’ll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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Hahahaha! I wondered how this one was going to end!
Have a great weekend!