A: Greetings, earthling. Not sure if we’re on the same page if you saw what I saw. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe/accept: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most blatantly deluxe, incredibly incomprehensible, catch-22-excitotoxins, myriads of cogently-ironic-metaphors, sheer guhroovaliciousnessly-delicious-endorphin-rush, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Firepower-Idyllic-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE RIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF the OUTSTANDING, NEVER-ENDING, THRILLIONTH-RED-MARKER-POSSIBILITIES …with eXtra eXciting eXtroverts doing the most vivid, brazen congrewnts: flawless as pearls from the hydraulic Toyster Upstairs!!! Gain altitude, not attitude, and take front-row-seats, miss gorgeous, as the inexhaustible, irresistible intimacy shall blow-your-fragile-mind to peaces. Meet me Upstairs. Do that for us. Cya soon, girl…

PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
-Our Lord to Saint Gertrude

There are numerous references to Jean Shepherd, but if you visit “Goldblatt’s” (hhs59.com/goldblatts.htm) you will see the actual corner window that displayed the infamous Red Ryder BB Gun ( “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!” )

You can also visit the Orpheum Theater (“Leopold Doppler and the Orpheum Gravy Boat Riot”…. it actually happened, believe it or not. My mother and grandmother would go there every week for their carnival glass give aways…) (hhs59.com/theaterearly.htm)

Also, visit Camp Betz, which was mentioned in his stories about Camp Nobba Nobba-Wa-Wa-Nockee (hhs59.com/campbetz.htm), and his Warren G Harding School… the flagpole is in the picture too… (hhs59.com/harding.htm)

All of this is for real!