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catlebrity
Hey everybody! After a long hiatus, I've got a brand-new blog. It's about poncey atheist rabblerouser Richard Dawkins, and how he's a douchebag! It's called Richard Dawkins is a Douchebag.
Catlebrity is resting, so if you've finished looking at all our old posts, swing on by our NEW FAVORITE BLOG EVER!
I present to you: trite!
Since we’re on, er hiatus, please to enjoy this second batch of Catlebrity’s Greatest Hits. (See more in the sidebar.)
Kittens Living in Nicole's Bikini
Lance Bass is a Pretty Kitty
Arrr! Keith Richards!
Paris in the Toilet (Literally)
Sean Preston Federline Makes a Poopy
Paris Hilton is Toonces the Cat
Paris Sings Show Tunes
K-Fed Takes a Bath
Lost Spinoff: Lost Cat
Jessica Alba, Sin Kitty
Gwyneth ith Pregnant
Catlebrity is sleeping. And Monkeylebrity has escaped. So don't expect new posts for awhile. Enjoy the old ones.
Frequently fired schoolteacher and world traveler John Mark Karr may or may not have killed JonBenet Ramsey, but he is, beyond a reasonable doubt, seriously creepy.
Posted by Catlebrity for guest editor Monkeylebrity. It's Monkey Week on Catlebrity!
tags: john mark karr, jonbenet, creepy, monkey, pedophile (allegedly)
With Nicole Richie growing smaller every day, there’s so much extra room in her now-baggy bikini that a litter of kittens has taken up residence there.
(Original Star magazine scan borrowed from Popbytes.)
For more on Nicole, see Nicole Richie is Thoroughly Inspected.
For another uberskinny celeb, see Posh Should Nosh.
tags: nicole richie, kittens, anorexia, bikini
Paris Hilton’s kinkajou, Baby Luv, is back! And apparently feeling a little bitey.
Upon hearing the news, a drunken Mel Gibson declared: “Fucking kinkajous! The kinkajous are responsible for all of the wars in the world. Are you a kinkajou?”
Then he stripped to his underwear and began playing the banjo.
For more Mel, see What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?
tags: paris hilton, baby luv , kinkajou, mel gibson, drunk, anti-semite
I am: catlebrity
I am an angry cat. Everything on this blog is a dumb joke or an unproven allegation.
Want YOUR CAT on catlebrity? E-mail me a picture! catlebrity@yahoo.com
All about the cat
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Sunday, May 04, 2008
Catlebrity's Got a Brand New Blog
Hey everybody! After a long hiatus, I've got a brand-new blog. It's about poncey atheist rabblerouser Richard Dawkins, and how he's a douchebag! It's called Richard Dawkins is a Douchebag.
Monday, November 06, 2006
Do the Trite Thing
Catlebrity is resting, so if you've finished looking at all our old posts, swing on by our NEW FAVORITE BLOG EVER!
I present to you: trite!
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Catlebrity Plays the Hits
Since we’re on, er hiatus, please to enjoy this second batch of Catlebrity’s Greatest Hits. (See more in the sidebar.)
Kittens Living in Nicole's Bikini
Lance Bass is a Pretty Kitty
Arrr! Keith Richards!
Paris in the Toilet (Literally)
Sean Preston Federline Makes a Poopy
Paris Hilton is Toonces the Cat
Paris Sings Show Tunes
K-Fed Takes a Bath
Lost Spinoff: Lost Cat
Jessica Alba, Sin Kitty
Gwyneth ith Pregnant
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Catlebrity is sleeping, again
Catlebrity is sleeping. And Monkeylebrity has escaped. So don't expect new posts for awhile. Enjoy the old ones.
Monday, August 21, 2006
John Mark Karr is a Creepy Monkey
Frequently fired schoolteacher and world traveler John Mark Karr may or may not have killed JonBenet Ramsey, but he is, beyond a reasonable doubt, seriously creepy.
Posted by Catlebrity for guest editor Monkeylebrity. It's Monkey Week on Catlebrity!
tags: john mark karr, jonbenet, creepy, monkey, pedophile (allegedly)
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Kittens Discovered Living in Nicole Richie's Bikini
With Nicole Richie growing smaller every day, there’s so much extra room in her now-baggy bikini that a litter of kittens has taken up residence there.
(Original Star magazine scan borrowed from Popbytes.)
For more on Nicole, see Nicole Richie is Thoroughly Inspected.
For another uberskinny celeb, see Posh Should Nosh.
tags: nicole richie, kittens, anorexia, bikini
Friday, August 11, 2006
Mel Gibson blames kinkajous for all the world's wars
Paris Hilton’s kinkajou, Baby Luv, is back! And apparently feeling a little bitey.
Upon hearing the news, a drunken Mel Gibson declared: “Fucking kinkajous! The kinkajous are responsible for all of the wars in the world. Are you a kinkajou?”
Then he stripped to his underwear and began playing the banjo.
For more Mel, see What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?
tags: paris hilton, baby luv , kinkajou, mel gibson, drunk, anti-semite
I am: catlebrity
I am an angry cat. Everything on this blog is a dumb joke or an unproven allegation.
Want YOUR CAT on catlebrity? E-mail me a picture! catlebrity@yahoo.com
All about the cat
Recent!
- Catlebrity's Got a Brand New Blog
- Do the Trite Thing
- Catlebrity Plays the Hits
- Catlebrity is sleeping, again
- John Mark Karr is a Creepy Monkey
- Kittens Discovered Living in Nicole Richie's Bikini
- Mel Gibson blames kinkajous for all the world's wars
- Don't poke these links with a stick
- Link 'n' Park
- What Jew Talkin' 'Bout, Mel?
best of!
- Posh Should Nosh
- Who's Stankier: K-Fed or K-Rock?
- Jen Garner, Ready to Pop
- Jen Garner Drops a Litter!
- Jennifer Aniston Topless!
- Macy's Parade Mishap!
- Kirsten Dunst’s Drunken Master!
- Bush battles door!
- MJ: The King of Poop
- J Lo, illegal space alien
- Vince Vaughn: Not fat, fluffy!
- Nicollette: Desperate Housecat
- Nicole Richie inspected
Celebs!
- D-Listed
- Cityrag
- Yeeeah!
- People We Love To Hate
- Go Fug Yourself
- The Superficial
- I Don’t Like You In That Way
- The Gilded Moose
- A Socialite's Life
- Popsugar
- Mollygood
- Bricks and Stones
- Four Four
- I’m Not Obsessed
- Celebrity Smack!
- The Celebrity Condition
- Defamer
- The Bastardly
- Faded Youth
- TMZ.com
- Hollyscoop
- Drunken Stepfather
- Just Not Trying
- Tabloid Whore
- ! OMG blog !
- goldenfiddle
- Pink Is the New Blog
- Perez Hilton
- Hollywood Tuna
- Hollywood Rag
- Egotastic!
- Gabsmash
- Hot Momma Drama
- Celebrity Babies
- The Corsair
- The Gossipist
- JustJared
- Gallery of the Absurd
- Awful Plastic Surgery
- Party Photos
- Jossip
- WENN @ IMDb
- Glitterati
- TVgasm
- Las Fashionistas
- The Bosh
- Britboy in LA
- Drunk Celebs
- Taxi Driver Movie
- World of Wonder
- Junk Feud
- smart.
- Hollyrude
- Media90
- Kvak.com
Kitties!
- Stuff on My Cat
- Kittenwar
- Tiddles (Badly Drawn Cats)
- My Cat Hates You
- Mean Kitty!
- Cute Little Kittens
- The Daily Kitten
- Cats in Sinks
- Cats That Look Like Hitler
Other Links!
- FanDumb
- CollegeHumor.com
- Overheard in NYC
- Kathy Griffin's site
- Save Manny
- Ricky Gervais
- Smug Nugget
- Fetch Me My Axe!
- dude.man.phat.
- It’s not porn!
- Cameltoe Report
- You can’t make it up
- Who wants to pee?
- Bretthager.com
- CTA Tattler
- Phun!
- Dumpalink.com!
- Worth1000.com
- Fuck This Website
- What The Hell...?
- Boomtacular
- Chargenda
- Sepia Mutiny
- BollyWhat?
Archives!
- October 2005
- November 2005
- December 2005
- January 2006
- February 2006
- March 2006
- April 2006
- May 2006
- June 2006
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- November 2006
- May 2008
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