MinnesotaStan at TYWKIWDBI has posted several times recently about books related to flood myths that cross geological and cultural divides throughout time LONG before the Noah’s ark story murdered all people who didn’t believe in God in the cutesie kids’ story in Genesis.
You can access them here, here, here, and here.
I’ve discussed the issues with the biblical version ad nauseam at this blog. I’ve read the Epic of Gilgamesh. What is important in what MinnesotaStan posted is that he surfaced 100s of pre-biblical stories from across the globe. What’s clear is that the writes of Genesis wanted to integrate a version of the story into their manuscripts.
What the story does in literalist Christian culture is it makes it a form of imbecilic doubt to question that this is the only and correct version of the story. Despite that these ignorant writers had NO idea the size of the earth, who was populated in it, and how many cultures lived across the span of so much more than the biblical writers puny understanding of the universe.
What we’re to believe is that God, at that time, spoke directly to the biblical writers to hand them this singular true story, because while the writers were ignorant, the God of the bible knew (and knows) all. Despite all the atrocious levels of ignorance expressed in the bible, somehow this whole story got a pass.
That sign up there wrapped in red serpent mumbo scary jumbo is found on the walls around the Ark Encounter, children’s museum in Kentucky. It’s meant to associate anti-intellectualism as a moral virtue. If the devil can convince you that the coloring book story of Noah’s ark isn’t real, he can convince you that heaven and hell aren’t either. Jesus. This level of impoverished mental capacity and fear-based anti-intellectualism is just the right way to prime the pump for children to accept nutbaggeries.
The devil planted prehistoric stories about floods to confuse you. Right. Got it.
The truth is that this blatantly plagiarized myth is really one of the grossest examples of how dumb, embarrassing and fictional Noah’s ark is. The “loving” god of the universe is so petty, like Donald Trump level petty, that he can’t stand that people don’t love him enough, so he’s got to murder them to teach ’em a lesson!
Dead folks don’t learn lessons, idiots. And teaching kids that God could take your life for disbelief is abusive at best. Believe in him without evidence, folks. Or you’ll get drowned.
Jesus Fucking Christ.


