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Thank you all for your continued support. I wish to bring you nothing but felicity and epistaxis.
Best regards,
Inday
]]>TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
I would like to take exception to the unwanted and unsolicited opinions that my popularity is not good to the name and standing of all Pinay maids, in particular, and the whole Filipino people, in general. To my detractors, I say stop your derogatory, if not envious, bent. I’m proud of being a maid. The work may be menial but it is honorable. I urge my idol and manay Miriam to call for a bicameral investigation in aid of legislation regarding
this matter.
Sincerely,
Inday
(taray talaga!)
-sabi ni Inday,nung nilOkO sya ni Dodong (ouch)
]]>I sympathize with the family and friends of the casualties in that incident. I cannot comment nor speculate whether it is an act of terrorism or just a diabolical plan to destabilize the government or thwart those who oppose it. One thing I know for sure is that the scars received and lives lost is not and cannot be justified for whatever self serving reason anyone could have. I am still hoping that what happened is purely accidental and an isolated case.
Let us all just unite and pray for peace and prosperity in this wonderful land of ours.
Ederlyn: I agree with you Inday. For today, I will not think of our fights and I support you in this endeavor.
Dodong: I’m happy that my two favorite girls are getting well.
]]>INDAY: What?! Are you nuts??! FYI, Sir I intend to reserve my virginity for the person that I truly love! If you think I am an easy-to-get cheap slut, well you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW….. if I hear any more filthy words coming from your mouth, I won’t hesitate to take legal action!
SIR: Leche, maarte ka!
INDAY: Joke lang, sir naman… TARA SA TAAS!
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… dumating na sa kalagitnaan ng show at mukhang minamalas na si Inday…
Kris: Ok Inday, mukhang kelangan na natin ng tulong sa mga friends mo… sino ba yung bigotilyong lalaki na naka-polo? Ano name nya?
Inday: Ahh, that’s my master Mr. Montemayor.
Kris: Ahhh sya pala yun, how cute naman pala eh. Sige sir, give us a number.
Mr. Montemayor: Hi Kris, good evening. I’m a fan. I choose number 12 please.
Kris: Ano Inday ok ba yung number 12?
Inday: Whatever, we shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds us anyway. Go ahead.
Kris: [taray naman] Sofie, buksan na!
[ang laman ng briefcase 12 ay 5,000]
Kris: Good job! Sino naman yung gwapong lalake na naka jumper na katabi ni Mr. Montemayor? What’s his name?
Inday: Ahh, that’s my on again off again boyfriend, Dodong the gardener.
Kris: Ooohh, sya pala yun. Ok Dodong, give us a number!
Dodong: Hi babes, I choose briefcase 9 if it’s ok with you. If not, it’s ok with me as long as it’s ok with you.
Kris: Ano raw? Inday, number 9 daw ok say0?
Inday: Yes Kris, it’s fine with me.
Kris: Wow ang bait pag kay Dodong. Ederlyn… buksan na!!
…nanlaki ang mga mata ni Inday at hindi sya makapaniwala. Natahimik at mukhang kakapusin sya ng hininga…
Inday: YOU!!! How dare you invade my moment!
[nagulat si Kris at ang mga audience sa reaksyon ni Inday. Nagpatawag si Kris ng commercial break at nagpakuha ng tubig para kay Inday.]
]]>Amo: (Lumabas ang dugo sa lahat ng butas ng mukha)
]]>– Success, pagkatapos ma-constipate si Inday at mangupit ng tubig sa kapitbahay.
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