So once upon a time two people named Bret and Ellen liked to cook together a bunch. So they made a blog because the internet is good for making yourself feel important. Then Bret moved to NYC and Ellen moved to Rochester and they didn’t blog together anymore.
Now it’s just Ellen! SORRY EVERYBODY!
I eat things and cook things that are always vegetarian and most of the time vegan. I really don’t have any problems with people eating meat it’s just not something that I want to do for a number of reasons. I’m not going to bore you with those reasons. Eat a cheeseburger if you want, I’m not gonna judge.
So anyway, I cook a whole bunch. Sometimes I cook by myself and sometimes I cook with other people. Sometimes I remember to take pictures. Sometimes those pictures turn out not so bad.
If the pictures turn out not so bad, then I’ll write stuff about them. Sometimes I disappear for months on end. Sorry about that!
Before It Was Poop 
Best food blog name ever! Thanks 🙂
Great blog! Someone just twittered about you and I had to check out a blog with that name!
awesome blog title guys. some great sounding stuff you’ve got!
You’re hilarious.