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God Jokes To Make You LOL, LMFAO, & ROFL! | BasicJokes.com
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Tons of funny God Jokes to make you LOL, LMFAO, & ROFL! :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the hilarious God Jokes at BasicJokes.com!
God Jokes
$1 Million in Heaven
A Bunny Story
A Child's Prayer
A Lonely Jew in Catholic School
A Muppet's Quandry
A Nun and Her Donkey
A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa ...
A wrinkle in time
A.J. Jamal: After Christmas
A.J. Jamal: Make a Way
A.J. Jamal: Mama's Scripture
Accidental Bonding
Act of God
Adam, Eve, and God Makes Three
Adam's New Organs
All's Fair in Love and War
Amish Country
Amish Leg Warmers
Amish paradise
Amish Woman Driver
An Atheist and a Bear
An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
And God Created...
Andre Kelley: Adult Table
Animal Heaven
Astrologer Booty Call... Moon
Astrologer Booty Call... Planet
Barbie's Christmas Beau
Bark like a Dogma
Bath vs. Church
Be Fruitful and Multiply
Bellboy
Benifits of Being an Athiest
Bill Gates, Super Ego
Black and White and Red All Over
Black White Black
Blonde Horses
Blonde With ESP and PMS
Bombs Away!
Brandy for the Mother Superior
Bribe and Groom
Brought Religion into My Life
Brunettes and God
Buckwheat
Buddhist Dog
Building Big Religious Families
Cab Driver Goes to Heaven
Cab Driver's Nun Fantasy
Childless Psychics
Christian Drugs
Christmas Chimney Congestion
Christmas Cop
Christmas Gifts a Wife Can Choose
Christmas In Heaven
Church vs. Bathtub
Clinton and the Pope
Clocks
Coincidentally
Cold Day in Hell
Comedy Central's Alleged Humor
Concise Creative Writing
Confessional Etiquette
Cursing Fish
Daughter's Prayer
Dear God
Deeds vs. Words
Definition of Suspicious
Devil in the Church
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil...
Difference between a Girl and Soap
Dirty Halloween Phrases
Dirty, Dirty Little Nuns
Don't Do Unto Others
Don't Make Me Bible Belt You
Donations to the Preacher
Drink This In Memory of Me
Drunk and Arthritis
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
E-vil
Easter Blondies
Easter Egg Hunt
Eight Days of Giving
Engineering in Hell
English Jesus
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
Executive Decision
Father Christmas?
Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Feet First
Flood Shmud
Four Catholic Mothers
Frog's Dream Girl
Frosty the Snowman's Pants
Garden of Eden
Gay Man in Church
God Gots Jokes
God Helps Me Pee
God Made Eve First
God-given Legs
God's Creation
God's Dead Dog
God's First Name
God's Healing Powers
God's Identity
Going to Heaven?
Golf In Heaven
Good Can of Corn
Gotcha!
Gum
Ham and Sex
Hanukkah Gift Guilt
Harley Davidson and Woman
Heal The World
Heaven and Hell
Heaven vs. Hell
Heaven's Gate
Heavenly Marital Help
Heavy Sack
Hippie and the Nun
His Holy Crossword
HMO in Heaven
Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane
Holy Shot!
Holy Water + Castor Oil
How to Sell a Bible
I want my baby back ribs
In His Image
Incredible Confession
Inventions
Is Satan Real?
Jason Kuller: Awkward Dirty Talk
Jesus & the Robber
Jesus and Moses
Jesus and Moses Play Golf
Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
Jesus gives speech
Jesus Is Gonna Get You
Jesus' Multi-Ethnicity
Jewish Mother
Jingle Balls
Ladys Love the Shoppin'
Las Vegas Pro
Law School for Nuns
Lesbian Harem
Liar Sermon
Liar's Clocks
Little Johnny and God
Little Johnny... Finding Jesus
Little Johnny... Thanksgiving Greetings
Mafia Christmas
Make-a-Wish Foundation
Man Finds Hat, Religion
Manufactured Innocence
Maria's Vida Loca
Mary's PMS
Meals on Wheels
Medieval Booty Call... Play
Meeting the Irish Mother
Men are Simple
Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah
Michael Jackson and Santa
Mini Meanie
Mistaken Identity
Mom's Affair
Moses Meets Dubya
Mozart Beyond the Grave
Naming Jesus
Naughty Nuns
Ned: The Most Popular Man in the World
New Popemobile
New Way for the Nuns
Nine Is Enough
NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale
None
Nun vs. Woman
Nuns Clean the Father's Room
Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
Nunsense
Oh My God!
One day Adam and Eve notice God...
Packed in One Honda
Parrot-Prostitutes
Pearly Gate Quiz
Peg-Leg Baldy
Pimply Priest
Pink Floyd
Pope + Hooker = Mirth
Praying for the Lottery
Pregnant Nun
Pressing Against
Priest and Rabbi in the Woods
Priest vs. Homosexual
Priest's First Mass
Priest's New Job
Priests and Christmas Trees
Psalm of Bush
Punishment in Heaven
Rabbi and Priest
Rain n' Money
Ready, Aim...
Reasons Santa Can't Be a Man
Recruiting for a New Pope
Red, White & Blue Christmas
Redneck Christmas Shopping
Redneck Poetry
Religions of the World
Religious Nuts
Saint Patrick's Day Troubleshooting
Sex Before Communion
Sexual Confessional
Shoulda Gone to A.A.
Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
Sinful Conception
Single Guy Holiday
Sister Anne's Reward
Sleep Walking Nun
Sleepwalking Nun
Slippery Slope
Spell L-O-V-E
St. Patrick Taunts
St. Paul vs. Minneapolis
St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter
Statues Come to Life
Sunday School Daze
Switcheroo
Teacher Arrested
Texas A&M Nativity Loss
Texas Sphincters
That Damn Ham
The Bus Driver
The Confession
The Deacon's Last Words
The Devout Catholic Woman
The End is Near
The Eve of Creation
The Exorcist
The FortyNunners
The Funky Parrot
The Golfer's Confession
The Holy Water
The Homeless Couple and the Priest
The Jewish Vote
The Joy of Christmas Cards
The Key to Heaven
The Legend of the Christmas Tree Angel
The Little Girl and the Wrinkles
The Lottery Ticket
The Most Gruesome Death
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator...
The Pope Drives
The Power of God Can't Raise Your Load
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome
The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
The Story of Hanukkah
The Vow of Celebracy
Thoughts on Religion
Three Couples and Church
Three Hymns
Three Nuns
Three Nuns Get Quizzed in Heaven
Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas
Top Ten Ways the Bible is Out of Date
Unappreciated Hanukkah Gift
Upholding the Cloth
Valentine's Day Flowers
Vedil worshipper
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland
Walking on Water
Walks Into a Bar... The Whole Gang
War Boarder
West Virginia's Yearly Confusion
What Causes Arthritis, Father?
What do you get when you cross a Scottish...
What's the difference between Jesus and...
What's the Difference?
Where Is God?
Who Is God?
Why can't skeletons play music in ...
Why did God give women...
Why God Created Man
Why Hanukkah is Better Than Christmas
Why Man Before Woman
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
With Good Claus
Women in Heaven
Work Genesis
Wrong Kind Of Collection
Y2K Nostalgia
Ya Wanna Find Jesus?
Yo Mama... Christmas Corner
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Noah's Ark
Yo' Mama Is So Old... Jesus
Yo' Mama Is So Old... Resident
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Christmas
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Offering Plate
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... PMS
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Dating Yo' Dad
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Halloween
Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Energies
Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Free
Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Karma
Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Past
You're So Ugly... Mistletoe
Zen Sausage
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