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Animal Jokes To Make You LOL, LMFAO, & ROFL! | BasicJokes.com
Animal Jokes at BasicJokes.com
Tons of funny Animal Jokes to make you LOL, LMFAO, & ROFL! :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the hilarious Animal Jokes at BasicJokes.com!
Animal Jokes
2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road
A bear walked into a bar...
A Bunny Story
A Gummy Problem
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...
A piece of advice
A Sack Full of Chickens
A snail owned a car...
A Ton of Pinching
A Woman's Four Favorite Animals
A.J. Jamal: Free Cats
Afghani Fowl
American in Mexico
Amish Woman Driver
Amishamed Of Myself
An Atheist and a Bear
An elderly lady phoned her telephone company
Animal Heaven
Animal Lives
Animal Rotation
Animal Wackiness
Animals in the Fridge!
Another Bull Name
Another Chicken, Another Road
Ants Dancing
Ants In Yer Pants
Apple and Worm
At the Door
Ba Ba Black Sheep
Bah Ram Ewe
Bald Fleas
Baptism Is Not for Everyone
Bar: Talking Dog
Bar... Alligator
Bar... Duckman
Bar... Grasshopper
Barnum & Bailey
Basketball Chicken
BB Boys
Bear and Deer
Bear and Toilet
Bear on a Rampage
Bee Milky
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
Bees Pees
Beethoven's Chicken
Bells on Cows
Best Goldfish Joke Ever!
Big Noses
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip
Bill O'Reilly's Chauffeur
Bin Laid
Bird Brained
Bird it Through the Grapevine
Bird of Peace, Bird of Love
Bird vs. Fly
Birdie Poem
Birdman
Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa
Birds of Paradise
Black and Brown
Black And White
Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake
Blind Dinosaur
Blind Skydivers
Blonde & Turtle
Blonde and a Pig
Blonde and Cool Elephants
Blonde and Goldfish
Blonde and Prawn
Blonde Bird Watcher
Blonde Counting Sheep
Blonde Horse Sense
Blonde Horses
Blonde in Disguise
Blonde Joke 1
Blonde Joke 2
Blonde Joke 3
Blonde NASA Engineer
Blonde Test
Blonde... Cows
Blonde's Alligator Shoes
Blondes and Caves
Blondes and cow patties
Blondes and Turtles
Blondog
Blossom and Porky
Blow The Men Down
Bone Diggers
Bovine Hijinx
Bow-Legged Doe
Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg
Broken Cage
Brooklyn Zoo
Brutus' Last Stand
Bubble Blowing Duckies
Bug's Mind
Bulldog + Shih tzu
Bullfight Buffet
Bullwinkle
Bunnies and Carrots
Busy Redneck
C-ing I Dog
Calf's Tail vs. Tie
California Gay Whale
Camel Relief
Capon Fear
Careful What You Kick
Carrots
Cartoon Animal Infidelity
Cat Hating Husband
Cat Hospital
Cat in the Way
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
Cat Rescue
Catching a Polar Bear
Catching Rabbits
Catfish and Lawyers
Cats -- Now And Forever
Caught and Tagged
Centipede and Parrot
Charging Elephant
Cheap Cat
Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde
Chicken ain't chicken
Chicken Chat
Chicken Crossfire
Chicken in the Road
Chicken on the Football Field
Chicken...Underwear
Childless Smokey the Bear
Christmas Eve - Reindeers' Night Out
Chucky at the Movies
Circumcisional Evidence
Circus Elephant
Clinton n' Buddy
Closed Bull's Eyes
Clown Booty Call... Poodles
Comfortable
Condom Dog
Cow Abortion
Cow and Her Apples
Cow at Cranberry Cove
Cow Bells
Cow Fun
Cow or Tractor
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
Cow Reflexes
Cow Riddle
Cow with No Legs
Cowboy Talks to the Animals
Cows In Government
Crazy Little Critters...
Cross the Road... Chicken Keeps Going
Cross the Road... Fat Turkey
Cross the Road... Forgetful Chicken
Cross the Road... Little Cow
Cross the Road... Monkey
Cross the Road... Turkey
Crossbred Dogs
Curious George
Cutest Baby Chicks Ever
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars
Dachshund Attraction
Dangerous and Swings
Dead Ant
Dead Frog
Deaf Rover
Dinosaur and Pig
Dinosaur Booty Call... Ass
Dinosaur Booty Call... Herbivore
Dinosaur Booty Call... Name
Dinosaur Booty Call... Pedal
Dinosaur St.
Doe in the Woods
Dog Abilities
Dog and Elephant
Dog Balls
Dog Crossing
Dog Dancer
Dog Days
Dog Fishin'
Dog vs. Fox
Dog With No Legs
Doggie Style
Doggone It
Doggy Style
Dogs and Cats
Dogs and Dem Womenfolk
Dogs in Trouble
Dogs Take Their Licks
Don't Got Milk?
Don't Welsh On Me
Donkey and Onion
Donkey-Onion Hybrid
Donkeys at Christmas
Donkeys' Quixotic Journey
Double Parked Frog
Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo
Duck at the Pharmacy
Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All
Ducks and Elephants
DUCKS OR PLUCKS?
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
Eagles and Weasels
Easter Bunny
Easter Egg Hunt
Egg-Laying
Elephant and Prostitute
Elephant and the Naked Man
Elephant Encounter
Elephant Farts vs. Saloon
Elephant Feet
Elephant Physiology
Elephant Tampon
Elephant Time
Elephants and Marshmallows
Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle
Energizer Bunny
Every Party Needs a Pooper
Everyone's Doing It
Evil Tuna
Farmer and the Cow
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Faster Than a Tiger
Feather in His Cap
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull
Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune
First Day of School
Fish and Dicks
Fish Brains
Fish Eye
Fish On The Wall
Fish says, "Duuuuude!"
Fish Smoking
Fish TV
Fishin' or Buggery?
Flea Circus
Fleas
Flock Of Seagulls
Fly Away
Fly Off The Toilet
Fly vs. Mosquito
Fly Without Wings
Football Animals
Football Fan To The Rescue
For my next trick...
Ford HippoVan
Four Legs
Four Men and Their Dogs
Four Worms and a Funeral
Fox into Bulldog
Frenchman and Farm Animals
Frog Crossing
Frog Crossing Road
Frog on the Lady's Head
Frog With Special Diet
Frog's Dream Girl
Frog's Legs
Full of Wool
Garage Of Love
Gay Frogs
Gay Termites
Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil
George of the Jungle
Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder
Giovanni the...
Girl and Dog
Give the Dog a Bone
God's Dead Dog
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
Gone With The Schwinn
Goose Hunting
Gorilla and Computer
Gorilla Control
Gorilla Golf
Gorilla in Heat
Gorilla Language
Gorilla Noses
Gray on the Inside
Green and Jumpy
Gum Crossing
Guy With Frog Growing Out of His Head
Gynecologist and a Dog
Harem
Harry Potter Quiz
Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine
Heffahump
Helen Keller's Dog
Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.
Here, Chicken, Chicken
Here, Piggy, Piggy
Hillbilly Chicks and Bears
Hippo-Sexual
Holy Cow
Holy Moley
Horny Toad
Horse Fall
Hot Doggin'
How do you Catch a Squirrel?
How Do You Catch?
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
How To Bathe A Cat
How to Catch an Elephant
Huge Pause
Huh?
Human DNA and Goats
Humming Bees
Hunters Must Keep Quiet
Huntin' in Alaska
Huntin' License
Hurt Bee Back
Husband, Wife & Mule
I Didn't Know They Had Hats
I feel like chicken tonight
I like long walks on the beach
I Think I'm a Moth
I'm Very Bullish On Milk
Ice Fishing
In the Name of the Father
Indian Promiscuity
Inky Pig
Instant Cow Attraction!
Insulting Parrot
Invisible Carrots
Isn't She Lucky?
It Figures
It's Not For Him, Stupid
It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses
It's What's For Dinner
Jesus & the Robber
Jesus Is Gonna Get You
Join the Club
Jumping Rope
Jungle Poker
Just browsing
Kangaphant
Kangaroo + Leap Year =
Kangaroo Sleepovers
Kansas Wizard
Kid and Animals
Kitty Treat
Knock Knock... Roxanne
Knock, Knock... Cows Go
Knock, Knock... Interrupting Cow
Lab Monkeys
Late AGAIN
Lawyer and Pig Crossing
Lawyer and Vulture
Lawyers and Water Fowl
Lawyers vs. Buffalo
Leek Limerick
Legless Dog
Legless Poodle
Lego my Legolas
Leopard vs. Poodle
Let's Play Monkey In The Tree
Let's Talk
Lice-nse to Ill
Like You Would Ever Call a Fish
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Little Johnny... Name That Animal
Little Johnny's Stork
Little Nancy's Pet
Little Red Riding Hood
Lonely Fishermen
Long, Green Bacon
Lopsided Cow
Lost in West Virginia Memories
Love Stinks
Lucky Dog
Lucky Frog
Lucky MotherDucker
Mad Cows
Mad Dog!
Male Bashing
Male Whale
Man and Pig?
Man Catches Crocodile
Man With a Speech Problem
Marmasetts are mildly amuzing
Marsupial Moms
Mary Had A Little Lamb
Math Dog
Mathematical Cows
Meals on Wheels
Mexican Restaurant Specialty
Mice and Light Bulbs
Migrating Birds
Milk Doesn't Do a Blonde Good
Miss Piggy's Feelin' Fresh
Mmmmmmmilk
Mole Removal
Mommy Almost Died
Monkey Balls
Monkey Booty Call... Fur
Monkey Booty Call... My Place
Monkey Booty Call... Spank
Monkey in a Tree
Monkey Love
Monkey Programmers
Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident
Moosehead Beer
Moron
Mouse Droppings
Mouse Hole
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love
Mud Hole Moral
My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog
My Dog Don't Bite
My First Sexual Experience
Naked Man
NASA Chicken Canon
Nasty Cashiers
Never Been With a Women
New Bull
New Family for the Parrot
Newspaper Clippings
No-Legged Dog
Octopus
Octopus and a Cow
Octopus Love
Ode to a Glow Worm
Of Mice and Men
Old Joe
Old Man and the Punk
Old Mother Hubbard
One of the Worst Jokes Ever Written
One-Eyed Blonde
One-Legged Hop
Only One Yogi Bear
Osama's Spawn
Panda Booty Call... Aphrodisiac
Panda Booty Call... Cute
Panda Booty Call... Eat
Panda Booty Call... Endangered
Panda Booty Call... My Place
Panda Booty Call... Pregnant
Panda Booty Call... Riddle
Panda Booty Call... WWF
Pantyhose
Parrot Talk
Parrot-Prostitutes
Peacock
Peanut Butter Rooster
Peckers
Pegasus, we hardly knew ye
Penguin & JFK, Jr.
Penguin and The Mechanic
Penguin Delivery
Penguins Go to the Zoo
Perverted Chicken
Perverted Parrot
Pet Peeves
Pet Zebra
Pheasant and Bull
Pic & Sav
Pick-up Line...Squirrels
Pig Farmer
Pig in a Bar
Pig in Summer
Pig-ipede
Pig!
Pints
Pirate Booty Call... Parrot
Pirate Booty Call... Whale
Pit Bull with Herpes
Platypus Booty Call... Name
Poker animals
Polar Bears
Politics Joke 1
Politics Joke 2
Politics Joke 3
Polygon
Poof! You're a dog.
Pop a Cap in the Lion's Gluts
Porcupine vs Ferrarri
Porcupine vs. Bus
Porcupines
Porkin'
Pregnant Tree
President Hillary
Proverbs
Psychiatrist's Best Friend
Punk 'n' Parrot
Purpose of Kilts
Q:What do you do to an elephant with three ...
Quck Game of 20 Questions
Rabbi and Duck
Rabbit Breakout
Rabbit Sex
Rabbits in a Row
Rabid Dogs are Useful
Racoon Joke
Randy Rooster
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid...
Raven and Dog
Rectum
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
Redneck Booty Call... Dog
Redneck Booty Call... Hog
Rednecks' Dogs
Regular Toad and Horny Toad
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry
Religious Nuts
Return the Dog
Roadkill Logic
Robins in My Yard
Rocket Science
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Rodeo
Rooster and a Telephone Pole
Rooster and Lollipop
Rooster and Owl
Rooster Crossing
Rooster in His Declining Years
Rooster Plays B-ball
Rooster Prozac
Rooster Up A Pole
Roosters vs. Lawyers
Rover the Brick
Rude Parrot on a Plane
Running Blind
Safe Elephant Sex
Safe Sex for Rednecks
School Joke 1
School Joke 2
School Joke 3
Scott LaRose: Angry T. Rexes
Sea Lion's idea of Fun
Seagull's Final Resting Place
Shark Attack
Sharks and Lawyers
Sheep and Kangaroo
Sheep Boy
Sheep Herder On Trial
Sheep Organ
Sheep Soup
Sheepish
Sheik That Rooster
Shepherd To Shepherd
Shih tzu + Bulldog
Shih-Tzu + Poodle
Ships of the Desert
Shoot The Pig
Shooting an Elephant
Shop At WalRusMart
Shoulda Said
Sick Rabbit Trick
Skunk
Skunk Punk
Skunked
Skunked Again
Skunks and Lawyers
Sleeping Squirrel
Smart Blonde
Smart Fish
Snail Shanghai
Snake Bite
Snakeskin Punny
So Blonde... Thesaurus
Some Things You Just CAN'T
Something Men Can't Get...
Sons Devoted to Mom
Space Monkeys
Spider Diet
Spread Frog Legs
Squirrel Kickin'' Back
Statues Come to Life
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
Taking Ducks to Market
Taking the Bait
Talking animals?
Tarzan Sees Elephants
Tarzan's Spare Parts
Tasties in a Half Shell
Tatonka
Tatonka Redux
Technology-Enabled Amoebas
Ten Cows in Your Basement
Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun.
Thanksgiving Turkey
That's Cheesy
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
The "No Love" Boat
The 12 Days of Christmas
The Aging Explorer
The Answer
The Ant
The Bat Bet
The Bear Hunter
The Blonde Fox
The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology
The Brass Rat
The Christmas Parrot
The Classic Joke That Sucks
The Cowboy's Last Wishes
The Creation of Man
The Cross-Eyed Cow
The Day Owl and The Night Cat
The Dead Dog
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow
The Doctor's Little Voice
The Duck and the Condom
The Engineer and the Frog
The Fish-Eating Competition
The Frog Won't Be Your Beast of Burden
The Funky Parrot
The Greatest Cow
The Lion and the Turkey
The Little Crab
The Little Fire Engine
The Lyin' King
The Magician and the Parrot
The Naked Truth
The Offspring
The Old Lady's Three Wishes
The Other Side
The Penguin
The Praying Parrot
The Rooster and the Donkey
The Scientist and the Frog
The Smartest Dog Ever
The Squirrels
The Stupid Nomad
The Tale Of The Three Holes
The Talented Parrot
The Three Little Pigs
The Three Little Pigs of North Jersey
The Three Ugly Ducklings
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle
The Vet Bill
The Werewolf
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Thee You In The Moth Pit
There she blows
There were two blondes at the park...
Thirsty whale
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...
This Little Piggy
Those Crazy Vermont Folk
Those Darn Blondes
Three Bad Ass Mice
Three Dumb Hunters
Three Nuns and a Parrot
Three-Legged Dog
Time For a Get Together
Toilet Humor
Too Cold for Fido
Totally Bats
Towards and Away
Trap A Polar Bear
Trapped Inside a Whale
Traveling on Friday
Traveling Salesman in West Virginia
Trix are for Kids
Turkey Crosses the Road
Turkey Rhythm
Turn On Your Energizer Bunny
Turtle Crossing
Turtle Sexuality
Turtle Soup
Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
Two Blondes and a Lake
Two brunettes and a blonde...
Two Little Snakes
Two Of These Things Belong Together
Two Ribbons
Two-Legged Bleeder
Unbearable Lightness of Being
Vampire Blood Bath
Virgin Wool
Vulgar Chicken
Wailing Whale
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland
Walks Into a Bar... Bears on Drugs
Walks Into a Bar... Different Horses
Walks Into a Bar... Dog Day Afternoon
Walks Into a Bar... Donkeyboy
Walks Into a Bar... Frugal Gorilla
Walks Into a Bar... Gator Bite
Walks Into a Bar... Got Grapes?
Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around
Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan
Walks Into a Bar... Monkey Eats Everything
Walks Into a Bar... Randy Panda
Walks Into a Bar... Seeing-Eye Dog
Walks Into a Bar... South American Toad
Walks Into a Bar... Talking Dog
Walks Into a Bar... Taxidermy
Walks Into a Bar... The Hamster Show
Walks Into a Bar... Three Tests
Walruses and Their Tupperware
Warming the Skunk
Water on the Inside
Weak Pillars
Well Endowed and On the Prowl
West Virginia Deer
West Virginia Ghosts
Whale Hijinx
Whale Pleasures
What animal should you never play cards with?
What Are Ya, Chicken?
What Came First...
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
What do you call a monket...
What do you call an elephant...
What do you get when you cross a Scottish...
What drug was the duck on...
What is red and green?
What, Exactly, Are Cats?
What's my name bitch?
What's Purple...Tree
Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?
When a Fly Drops Five Inches
When Beasts Speak!
Where's Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric?
Which Way?
White Stuff in Bird Poop
Who is Marylou?!?
Who Let The Blondes Out?
Who Was the Most Drunk?
Why Cats Are Like Men
Why did God give women...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Winnie the Pooh
Wizard of Toad
Wok and Roll
Yeti Booty Call... Bigfoot
Yeti Booty Call... Sherpas
Yo mama's so fat... Godzilla tried
Yo mama's So Old,..Driver's Test
Yo' Mama Is Like... Donkey
Yo' Mama Is Like... Elephant
Yo' Mama Is Like... Saint
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Elephants
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Whale Sighting
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... World Wildlife Foundation
Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Petting Zoo
Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Park
Yo' Mama Is So Skanky... Happy Dog
Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Monkey Poop
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Fish
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Meow Mix
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Penguin
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Dog
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Dog Pound
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Roadkill
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Smiles
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Zoo
Yo' Mama vs. A Chicken
Yo' Mama vs. a Hippo
Yo' Mama vs. Walrus
Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Past
You Can't Put HimTogether Again
You Can't Teach An Old Cat
You Did What With A What?
You Do Not Have To Oil Animals
You Need Elephant Muscles
Zebra Definition
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