drunken alphavomitus

We live our lives and forget the things we see and do so quickly that it would be a crime not to write about them, for the sake of the humor if nothing else. The chances of someone reading this page or your pages are slim, even less when surrounded by the poems and stories of a billion other lives far more interesting than ours. But it is my life and if no one else gives a fuck enough to write about it then I’ll have to do it myself.

If you’re family or somehow related then enjoy the reading but never mention it to me, this is a catharsis  for my emotional well being, some of it is true, some of it is completely false and some of it is a hybrid of truth and fiction.. truth embellished for the sake of the story.

You don’t have to like it, you don’t have to read it and you don’t have to believe in me- it won’t make any difference and I’m used to it.

Applequist
07/28/2007