There are many angles that are unflattering to a person, and sex is one of them
– Oona
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And another thing…
And another thing…
aggrieved and particular ramblings on a variety of subjects
On mirrored headboards
05.22.2010 – 1:10 am
Inconsistent
04.24.2010 – 12:01 pm
“Why is it that I’m totally fine with abortion, yet I can’t thin the plants?”
– Oona
May I recommend some Danielle Steele?
03.08.2010 – 2:05 am
“I don’t read the upsetting parts of this book, but that’s a lot when it’s a Stephen King book.” -Oona
Ass-trology
01.18.2010 – 10:40 pm
| SIGN | MONTH | NICKNAME | CELEBRITY EXAMPLES | |
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Chicken (Gallus) | January | “The hysterical” | Glenn Beck Bill Maher Miss J. Alexander |
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Hedgehog (Erinaceus) | February | “The stalwart” | Kevin Spacey Ed Koch |
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Okapi (Okapia) | March | “The gamboler” | Tyra Banks Jamie Lee Curtis |
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Millipede (Millipedus) | April | “The bottom feeder” | Paris Hilton Sean Hannity |
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Lobster (Homaridae) | May | “The faithful” | Frances McDormand William H. Macy Jeff Bridges Tom Waits |
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Toad (Bufonites) | June | “The gelatinous” | Joe Lieberman |
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Meerkat (Suricata) | July | “The well intentioned” | Michael Cera John Waters |
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Newt (Evetus) | August | “The permeable” | Keira Knightley Steve Buscemi |
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Manatee (Manatus) | September | “The floater” | Seth Rogen Marty Markowitz |
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Grouper (Garopes) | October | “The grouper” | Jerry Orbach Steven Tyler |
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Armadillo (Xenarthra) | November | “The quiet warrior” | Danny DeVito Harvey Keitel |
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Tapir (Tapirus) | December | “The inoffensive” | David Byrne Joe Biden |
Mmmm, index finger on rye…
01.18.2010 – 3:59 pm
I like a sandwich, but this may be taking it a bit far.
Tap, tap, who’s there?
12.27.2009 – 2:47 am
It’s a testimonial to our essential dorkiness that we just looked up “tap that ass” in the urban dictionary. Oona and Alexis were of the opinion that the “tapping” referred to a pleasant sort of patting or spanking, whereas Matt and Alek are apparently tuned in to the more disturbingly true etymology, namely:
“Comes from the party term, ‘to tap a keg’.. where one inserts a tap into a keg and drinks what comes out. But the user is instead tapping an ass..”
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww.
O0na’s law of originality
12.19.2009 – 4:27 am
People should be individuals by making excellent desserts, not by having silly names.
not so smart
12.15.2009 – 10:19 pm
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