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Texas fugitive wears ‘I will put you in the trunk’ sweatshirt as he’s arrested in connection with woman’s ‘suspicious’ death
NY Post | 1/17/26 | Nicholas McEntyre

A Texas fugitive wore an ominous sweatshirt threatening to abduct people as he was arrested in connection with the “suspicious” death of a 37-year-old woman.

Kruz Dean Wanser …

Heh.

… was charged with felony tampering/fabricate physical evidence with intent to impair a human corpse, possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of a controlled substance and parole violation, officials announced Thursday. …

Wanser was booked into Azle jail,

… with all the other azles …

where his mugshot featured the fugitive with a tattoo under his right eye as he was wearing a purple sweatshirt that displayed a threatening message.

“I will put you in the trunk and help people look for you. Stop playing with me,” the shirt read.

 

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 1/16/2026 : New Matches for 1/23/2026

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Get in boys, I’m guest hosting this week.

Results from 1/16/2023

Akiko WakabayashiNo PreferenceSerena Gordon
98184
Michelle YeohNo PreferenceTsai Chin
117163

Matches for 1/23/2026

Match 1

Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Karin Dor1 – 3 – 0265 – 8 – 442
Helga Brandt

Actress:Karin Dor
Nationality:German
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.

Karen Dor

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Teri Hatcher4 – 0 – 0842 – 1 – 164
Paris Carver

Actress:Teri Hatcher
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Teri Hatcher

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Match 2

Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jill St. John3 – 1 – 0602 – 3 – 329
Tiffany Case

Actress:Jill St. John
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.

Jill St. John

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Cecilie Thomsen2 – 2 – 0578 – 2 – 308
Professor Inga Bergstrom

Actress:Cecilie Thomsen
Nationality:Danish
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Cecilie Tomsen

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Just Like Obama’s Infrastructure Spending

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… Solyndra, Somali daycares, high-speed rail in California, presidential center, etc. …

With Gold At Record Prices, Wyoming Mine Project Is ‘Shovel-Ready’
CowboyStateDaily | 1/18/26 | Renée Jean

Wyoming’s first hard rock mine in a century is all but shovel ready and may be sitting on a pile of gold much larger than what’s so far been showcased for investors.

The CK Gold project, 20 miles west of Cheyenne past Curt Gowdy State Park, also could be worth a lot more than previously estimated because of an explosion in the value of gold.

It’s more than doubled since about a year ago.

“Curt Gowdy State Park”?

Give me a break.

I guess this mine needed to be 20 miles away to actually produce anything.

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P.S.: How much more of a French name could this author have?

 

 

 

 

 

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 1/14/2026 : New Matches for 1/21/2026

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So we got some results and some new matches. Same as it ever was.

Results from 1/14/2026

Caroline MunroNo PreferenceGrace Jones
22306
Olga BiseraNo PreferenceMary Stovin
95494

Matches for 1/21/2026

Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova) vs Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Fiona Fullerton2 – 4 – 0557 – 11 – 811
Pola Ivanova

Actress:Fiona Fullerton
Nationality:Nigerian
Bond Movie:A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.

Fiona Fullerton

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lois Chiles3 – 3 – 0534 – 11 – 554
Holly Goodhead

Actress:Lois Chiles
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.

Louis Chiles

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Match 2

Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour) vs Mayam d’Abo (Kara Milovy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Corinne Clery3 – 3 – 0560 – 6 – 457
Corinne Dufour

Actress:Corinne Cléry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.

Corinne Clery

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryam d’Abo4 – 2 – 0676 – 8 – 635
Kara Milovy

Actress:Maryam d’Abo
Nationality:Dutch
Bond Movie:The Living Daylights (1987)

Synopsis:

Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.

Maryam d’Abo

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