HTTP/2 200 cross-origin-resource-policy: cross-origin etag: W/"8b444a773259f8ae46065b57631cb183d24128c3376bbedbc05b7a902eae0abe" date: Sun, 25 Jan 2026 17:26:46 GMT content-type: application/atom+xml; charset=UTF-8 server: blogger-renderd expires: Sun, 25 Jan 2026 17:26:47 GMT cache-control: public, must-revalidate, proxy-revalidate, max-age=1 x-content-type-options: nosniff x-xss-protection: 0 last-modified: Wed, 02 Oct 2024 07:16:13 GMT content-encoding: gzip content-length: 11650 x-frame-options: SAMEORIGIN alt-svc: h3=":443"; ma=2592000,h3-29=":443"; ma=2592000 tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35700602024-10-02T02:16:13.221-05:00The topic is "blogs." You have 10 minutes. Go.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-4090498320646060992009-12-03T13:03:00.002-06:002009-12-03T13:09:47.577-06:00<blockquote class="topic"><em> </em>Between the devil and the deep blue sea<em> </em></blockquote>Nyssa23https://www.blogger.com/profile/14750797574129667078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-77891316076752542512009-12-03T12:33:00.000-06:002009-12-04T00:01:16.666-06:00A violent jarring awoke Rosie. She was in total darkness. She used her hands to feel about her, noting the texture of everything she touched. A velvet-like material surrounded her, it was actually quite pleasant to the touch. And she felt it - all over her naked body? How had she gotten here? And why the hell was she naked? The questions ran through her mind like wildfire. She also noted that she while she could not see anything except complete blackness, Rosie and her velvety perch was actually some sort of conveyance - she was moving! She felt the energy of inertia coursing through her body and - what was this? As she explored the interior of her transport further, she noticed places that were hard and smooth, like dried reeds, thrusting through the velvet in some places. Strange. It was all so strange. What was she doing here, she wondered again.<br /><br />It came to her as fast as the darkness began to turn to light. She was dead! She had gone in for an operation. She had been administered anesthesia . . . she remembered people shouting, lights flashing, machines screeching . . . and then here. Moving through . . . wherever she was!<br /><br />The light became brighter and brighter, but revelaing nothing about her. She knew through the locomotion vehicle that the spped at which she was traveling was increasing exponentially by the minute. And then she saw it! A blue tunnel ahead in the distance! It began to get rather clammy. She hit the tunnel - and was surrounded by water! She struggled to keep her breath as she started to swim upward. She swam and swam . . . and swam some more. Just when she thought her lungs would burst - she broke the surface. She could make out a world around her. She spied the shore and swam for it. As she made her way, she heard something behind her break the surface. It was her carriage? What was that? A giant hand-basket?<br /><br />She pulled herself to the beach and lay there for a few moments, catching her breath. When she finally found the strength to rise and walk, Rosie strode inland for a few hundred feet, noting her surroundings. Volcanic rock and sand. She looked forward and saw a tall man with long, dark hair, standing on a promontory.<br /><br />"Welcome to hell.", he said.ArchHallJrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06405058523876879175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-25906296963916527702008-05-14T08:01:00.002-05:002008-05-14T08:02:52.875-05:00<blockquote class="topic">Sometimes, no matter what you do...</blockquote>Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13550414473884327823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-90070131025237287252008-05-02T14:57:00.002-05:002008-05-02T15:04:59.300-05:00The ground is hard out here, you can't get no sleep at all, and a man could get lost in the sky sometimes. If you start gazing you better hoof it up the block and see if the barman can't toss you a beer for a buck, 'cuz you're almost too late then. If you start thinking hard about anything at all, the philosophers get all over you like fleas on a dog, like children on a sled, like clouds on a rainy day, get my drift.<br />Don't draw their attention or you're in the grave already. Keep a foot free and your badge on your chest, you want this to end bloodless. See that man with a pistol, he don't care none for you or what you want out of today and he'll see to it you get nothin he don't set you up for. Cry Havok! Indeed! Totaled bodyshop wrecks piled off his urchin-breath kid, calling for milk and sucking on stones can't stop the flood, don't know what makes you think you can.<br />Keep it clean, keep it careful says the Activity Monitor, Congrats on your recent answers to our quizzes and surveys, next time answer 'A' more often or you'll get This! Buzzsaws and Chaingangs hang on the walls and careen carefully around the wainscoting, frozen mid-stride in ways that must make you want Shooters Poppers and Zappers. Don't try it, she says with her eyes even as she beckons you upstairs. Don't go, she'll kill you alive and make boots from your face. Oh, child, you're so far out of your league you thinks you got it made. Go back home and beat on fifth graders, they're so much more your speed.<br />We don't need you here and we sure don't want you none. Chime it, Freddy, this one's done, it's over and he don't have nothing else we can extract. Call it, toss it and tag him before he starts to stink up the joint or it'll be a long wait til the next one.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-30466644029890033842008-05-02T14:47:00.001-05:002008-05-02T14:48:22.844-05:00<blockquote class="topic">Feebs just like Flime</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-29086812022582890372008-04-21T23:49:00.000-05:002008-04-22T00:22:19.529-05:00<blockquote class="topic">Whistle and Spit</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-17674845829846906412008-04-21T11:50:00.000-05:002008-04-22T00:21:43.061-05:00But the one that you hit, that's what comes next. But then you spend forty minutes or an hour on the internet looking up what the hell comes after that and after that, and you get bogged down in the Unusual Mrs Spitz which doesn't help you at all, she says, Was you in a play perhaps, a pageant, huh? and that sends you spiraling into the waters of their new stuff, little snips and snails of bigger things and other sounds ringing through the ugly steel pipes of the internets, and you ask yourself again if maybe The Stickmen and Bucket aren't touring again, and then you sort of forget why you were going online in the first place, and it turns out to be because you were going to write a thing for a blog, but what? What blog? Gah! The madness is tensing!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-83499850173548408912008-04-18T09:19:00.001-05:002008-04-18T09:19:41.109-05:00<blockquote class="topic">Aside from the improvement, nobody will know the difference.</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-92091522515221159892008-04-16T13:45:00.001-05:002008-04-16T13:46:58.393-05:00Child, <blockquote class="topic">I am but a cypher in this world of fools.</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-50899328794373161612008-04-14T17:10:00.000-05:002008-04-15T01:07:26.345-05:00Two times last week, Jim stepped into a store knowing precisely his mission.<br />The first, he sought socks. He entered the store knowing only that they carried a selection of clothing, and that his aim was footwear.<br />"Pardon," he intoned, "me sir, where are your socks?"<br />"Why, they are on my," replied the well-dressed man in the charcoal suit and orange tie, "feet. Where else? Ha ha!" The man walked away, obviously amused by his own genius.<br />Jim approached a second man.<br />"Sir, I," he said, "require socks. Does your store sell such things?"<br />"Yes, of," the man replied after a moment's thought, which he spent appearing increasingly annoyed, "course we do. Shoo, you silly man!"<br />Jim looked around the store. Display shelves were piled with literally hundreds of shirts, ranging in color from light green to khaki brown. Most were short-sleeved affairs in cotton, linen and silk, woven in Italy and Monaco, assembled by clever people who put little paper squares with their name instead of their employee number into the pockets of each garment made.<br />The store, in fact, employed a man whose job consisted only of removing those pieces of paper from those pockets and putting them carefully into a recycling bin.<br />Jim wandered to the edge of the shirts and saw a forest of pants with names on them which he did not recognize. Some were made in Canada. Jim felt chills just thinking of it. He walked up to one, and touched it. The fabric was cool and had a texture with which he was unfamiliar.<br />"Those aren't," said the first man suddenly, causing Jim to jump, "socks." He cackled and walked away, holding his stomach and pointing his thumb at Jim over his shoulder. The second man also began to laugh. Jim felt very small.<br />He left, then.<br />That was the first time Jim went into a store that week. He knew exactly what he wanted, but he walked into the wrong store.<br />The second time, he knew exactly what he wanted, too. He wanted revenge.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-69512169840933415642008-04-14T17:00:00.000-05:002008-04-15T00:58:20.534-05:00Desperation, <blockquote class="topic">thou fickle bitch goddess,</blockquote> thy hooks abound.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-67575087280390982522008-04-12T18:48:00.001-05:002008-04-12T18:48:57.129-05:00If there's any one thing that could make me a Yankee, it's the heat. If there's any one thing that could drag me back, it's the speech mannerisms one can expect to find in the northern climes.<br /> I find I wither during the summer months. Today, we seem to be having a wonderfully rare beautiful spell. The sun is shining and the clouds are plentiful enough to cast the kind of shade that keeps ones delicate, Winter-softened skin from broiling to the unhealthy red one associates with these of the United States. The light breeze that wafts periodically across the plaza outside cools pleasantly any heat which manages to accrue upon the skin. This is that rarest of spells in which a young lady in a bikini may lay out upon a towel and enjoy the sun without fear of the Ultra-Violet Radiation which the weather forecasters so love to harp on about. This weather, hot and cold at once and sunny without being deadly serious, is that rare moment when one appreciates the summer. I hear they actually come to expect this kind of day up in the north, even to rely on it. I believe I have heard the rumor that they come to actually be disappointed by the other kind, so used are they to mild weather. Indeed, the siren song of pleasant Summer days is perhaps the only one which could entice me north of that old Mason-Dixon for any amount of time.<br /> On the other hand, I'd be back before one could blink an eye once the pace of their speech met my tender ears. I do have a certain appreciation for a region in which a man is allowed to take his time in speaking. When words jumble as they do so up in the cold reaches of the continent, one can barely think between words, and ones verbal thought becomes so very flat and boring. Myself, I prefer the chance to languish upon a particularly pleasurable word, and more, for the listener to have half a chance to absorb the deeper meanings imparted by my several well-calculated turns of phrase. <br /> If one is confronted with such a fast-talking gent as is so often encountered in the larger Metropolitan areas, one is often faced with the accusation that ones speech patterns defy conventional manners by wasting time. I find that, upon the third or fourth repetition at that break-neck pace they call conversational, one has wasted much more time than one would have by speaking slowly and clearly, as my regional brethren always must endeavor to do.<br /> You see, friend, that is a sly witticism, a level of humor unreachable at lightning pace. There stands simply no time for slyness in its many wicked, enjoyable forms when one must be struggled to be understood for simple velocity. No, I find the highest one can reach with ones words so pressed together is a pun, which I believe we can all agree, is the lowest form of humor.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-86791940061939178152008-04-12T18:47:00.000-05:002008-04-12T18:48:07.964-05:00<blockquote class="topic">Sun</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-29675304866615751882008-04-09T14:31:00.003-05:002008-04-09T14:47:38.064-05:00The bells chimed in the tower. Janice rushed through the hallway. Outisde the building, her boy was waiting. His name was Charles, but she forgot his name often enough that she'd replaced it in her mind with a series of diminishingly personal nicknames. Yesterday, he had become Bugaboo. Once he hit Darling or lower, she'd drop him, but the fact that he had a car kept him afloat a little longer than his own actual merits might.<br />Charles wasn't a bad guy, but he had a lot against him. He'd been in a long-term relationship with a woman whom Janice found reprehensible. The other woman had no job, not that Janice did either, but she had no motivation that way. She did little but sleep and eat, which would worry Janice if she held any compassion for Charles' Ex.<br />That wouldn't be so bad, but Janice kept catching Charles looking fondly at her friends. Fondness for her friends was not so bad in itself, but the look in his eye always verged on the unhealthy, and she felt she had to watch him closely to keep him in line.<br />She broke through the door and into the sunlight. She blinked in the brightness and threw an arm up to allow her eyes to adjust. She rushed over to the car upon which Charles rested, twirling his keys on his finger like a Western Gunslinger, or so he believed. In truth, most of what he did to try to look "cool" just left people with the impression that he was a little clumsy.<br />This was because when he twirled things on his finger, as he did just then, they often dropped, as his keys did just then. He stooped to pick them up, and made a little grunt, which worried him. A frown creased his brow.<br />Janice saw that he was frowning as he stood and had a sudden flash of what he would look like as an old man. The flash worried her.<br />"Hello, Janice." Charles waved, lamely.<br />"Hello, Dear," Janice blew him a half-hearted kiss and ran around the car to the passenger side.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-77568080074597103592008-04-09T14:25:00.000-05:002008-04-09T14:26:04.762-05:00<blockquote class="topic">Strawberries and Cream</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-52954005383493120442008-04-08T19:45:00.002-05:002008-04-08T20:25:18.027-05:00Fury is amusing, when it's directed at somebody else. Fury is beautifully infantile, no matter its form. Distance is the best punch line, especially when something as pathetically, biologically chemical as fury takes over.<br />Do you remember how mad you were? Don't you feel silly now? No? That's Ok. Give it a little time, and you certainly will. That's really the beauty of fury, when you get right down to it. It always turns into maddening embarrasment, it just takes a little while sometimes.<br />I like stories where people stay mad at one another for years at a time. I like the idea that some people have that capability. Heck, I believe it, having met some people who seem to have, and even having some of them be mad at me for, gosh, is it a decade now?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-21723851437558791622008-04-08T19:44:00.001-05:002008-04-08T19:44:49.634-05:00<blockquote class="topic">Eat worms, dummy!</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-68095059976741062252008-04-07T15:36:00.003-05:002008-04-07T16:03:51.248-05:00The year I was born, people born before the turn of the century were in their seventies. We were used to the convention of the two-digit year. We assumed that the year in which you were born began with a 19, and if it didnt, that you would say something to that effect.<br />Now it's the beginning of the next century. Kids born this century can't be more than 8 years old (7 if you're nasty). Unless you're meeting a young kid, a member of the oldest 1% of the Earth's population or a turtle, you can still pretty safely assume that people you meet weren't born in years that begin with other than 19s.<br />Not for long, though. Enjoy your security while it lasts, children. The twenties are coming fast and they hold no pity for us, the dinosaurs of ages gone by.<br />It's a new world, children, and it will eat you alive.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-1870942974518586472008-04-07T15:31:00.002-05:002008-04-07T15:35:56.008-05:00Engine sputters ghosts out of gasoline fumes, They say you had it but you sold it, you didn't want it, no,<blockquote class="topic">I'm half drunk on static you transmit</blockquote>Through your True dreams Of Wichita.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-15590189090354746962008-04-03T13:09:00.001-05:002008-04-03T13:16:02.426-05:00This is not a spam blog. Every day (sort of), we put up a topic upon which we write. It's been a little while since we did this regularly, but we're trying. Today's topic, just by way of example, is <blockquote class="topic">Voluminous Omphaloskepsis</blockquote> which sounds like a random spam topic, but it's actually more of a description of what I do, and what many of us do, I hope. I'm being snide, but please don't take it personally.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-84347034879578063322008-04-02T13:44:00.001-05:002008-04-02T13:50:27.108-05:00Was it the going-away party of the year? Maybe. Maybe that's not an appropriate question to ask, though. Lots of people were there. Hell, plenty of people were there.<br />They gave her a gold watch, even though she'd only been with the firm for ten years. A little over ten years, in fact, said Paula. Why, hadn't it been in January of 98? Maybe it was Christmas. She couldn't remember. Everyone clapped.<br />They brought out the salads and sandwiches, soups and green-corn cobblers. Everyone partook. It's how these things are done. You look hard at the watch, ooh and ahh and then you eat your cobbler, then go back to work.<br />It was back at work that the real gathering happened. Just three there, lifers all. They remember the time she walked in on Pete in the copy room. They remember how many times Paula had to tell her not to make calls on company time. They remember all of this and they whisper it, venomously under breaths heavy with coffee but empty of green-corn cobbler.<br />When you walk into the room on this, the real gathering, their voices drop and they look guilty, but when you walk around the corner, if they can't see you in the mirror down the hall, they start talking again. It is delicious and awful, that talk, listening to them hiss and spit as you pick kernels out of your teeth.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-82978569674981387052008-04-02T13:16:00.000-05:002008-04-02T13:17:08.403-05:00<blockquote class="topic">Well, not <u>all</u> of the chairs...</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-21352663774734169092008-04-01T13:17:00.000-05:002008-04-02T13:27:39.803-05:00So, the difference between horror and epic fantasy, from the point of view of an uneducated person who has recently checked out the first part of Joseph Campbell's Hero w/K Faces is this:<br />In epic fantasy, the old master, the source of the new way of thinking and the author, at least in the examples he uses, of the demise from which the hero will Save us All, actually knows what's happening and is useful. In horror, or at least Stephen King's horror, which is usually a good literary example even if you don't like 'em yourself, the master who draws the character in is clueless or worse, serving to draw the hero into the problem without offering any kind of help or advice.<br />I take the following couple of examples: In Campbell's book, he uses the story of the Minotaur as the first example, at least in the edition I've got. Daedalus is the master who authors the problem and offers Ariadne and Theseus the solution of the ball of twine. Sure, he created the problem, but he also helps solve it.<br />In King's new book, Duma Key, Mr. Wireman, the lawyer, serves to draw Freemantle into the story, but really offers no help that the young Cantori cannot and does not provide.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-80813572493266128812008-04-01T13:06:00.001-05:002008-04-01T13:06:44.784-05:00<blockquote class="topic">No foolin?</blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3570060.post-9502988362479848722008-03-31T15:23:00.000-05:002008-03-31T15:43:16.336-05:00So, yeah, I used to be one of those. I mean, that commercial, where they take the burrito with the appetizing-looking lettuce and stick it in the grill, I mean, I used to get the shivers. I still don't like that one, I mean, why ruin perfectly good lettuce with perfectly good flame grilling? That doesn't make any sense, right? I mean, like, I used to be a cold lettuce, cold tomato, cold plate, cold fork, cold room kind of guy. If the server wasn't aloof enough, I couldn't get started.<br />See, but then I discovered the reason it happens. I got my first salad with instructions.<br />What beats hot fat, right? I mean, as far as food. Or sex. Or skin care. Or siege weaponry. Nothing, right? Hot fat is just good stuff, that's my take. I hadn't tried it before, but now I'll never go back.<br />You just get about a tablespoon of dressing. See, I used to be a sinner that way, too. I used to be one of these, two cups per three cups of salad blasphemers, and my sans-a-belt pants and shirts size 'big' told the tale to any lookers. You don't need cups. Heck, you don't need much dressing at all. A tablespoon feels sinful, once it's hot. It feels like too much, like you actually need those croûtons, a foodstuff I've never been able to get behind, fresh, canned, frozen or bacon, crunchy shit on my salad has never quite sat right.<br />Now I'm a lettuce, tomato, pickle (right? but it works), raisin, pistachio, radish and most of a tablespoon of some tasty dressing kind of guy. It's done me in, as far as the cold salad goes. You gets no flavor when you eats cold food. It's a sad fact, but ooh, that hot fat and lettuce does things for me.<br />I wouldn't have believed it, and didn't until it was sitting in my mouth, delighting me. So there ya' go.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com