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Wordnik: Scripted Apathy
Scripted Apathy
A list of 49 words by uselessness.
Tip: Add several words or phrases at once by separating them with semicolons. Don't worry about surrounding whitespace -- we'll ignore it.
- totally1195005539and appears on 31 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 31 lists
- gotcha1195005527and appears on 15 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 15 lists
- no kidding1194476619and appears on 2 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 2 lists
- you're so right1194476613and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- quite1194476607and appears on 55 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 55 lists
- indeed1194476596and appears on 63 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 63 lists
- are you serious1171543239and appears on 2 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 2 lists
- is that so1171542871and appears on 2 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 2 lists
- is that a fact1171542867and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- definitely1171122693and appears on 39 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 39 lists
- you didn't1171122690and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- good point1171122686and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- i bet1171107430and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- seriously1171107427and appears on 31 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 31 lists
- you don't say1171107424and appears on 2 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 2 lists
- that's hilarious1171107397and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- oh my god1171107385and appears on 3 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 3 lists
- oh wow1171107378and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- get out1166287851and appears on 6 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 6 lists
- i agree1166218041and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- really1166218021and appears on 34 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 34 lists
- great1166218003and appears on 64 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 64 lists
- you bet1166217983and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- isn't that something1166217954and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- good1166217938and appears on 92 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 92 lists
- crazy1166217934and appears on 78 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 78 lists
- no doubt1166217923and appears on 3 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 3 lists
- nice1166217841and appears on 78 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 78 lists
- sounds good1166217836and appears on 3 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 3 lists
- no way1166217825and appears on 6 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 6 lists
- i thought so1166217796and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- perfect1166217786and appears on 71 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 71 lists
- i know1166217776and appears on 3 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 3 lists
- maybe1166217762and appears on 39 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 39 lists
- that makes sense1166217735and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- uh huh1166217688and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- right1166217681and appears on 74 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 74 lists
- absolutely1166217677and appears on 45 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 45 lists
- perhaps1166217653and appears on 53 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 53 lists
- interesting1166217636and appears on 51 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 51 lists
- hmm1166217633and appears on 21 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 21 lists
- 'kay1166217629and appears on just this listwas added by uselessness and appears on just this list
- yep1166217610and appears on 11 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 11 lists
- oh yeah1166217609and appears on 6 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 6 lists
- of course1166217598and appears on 11 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 11 lists
- sure1166217595and appears on 34 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 34 lists
- ok1166217593and appears on 23 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 23 lists
- yeah1166217591and appears on 35 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 35 lists
- mmhmm1166217589and appears on 2 listswas added by uselessness and appears on 2 lists
About
How to sound like you're paying attention when you're really more interested in your plans for the weekend. Bonus points for actually printing this script out and reading it in front of the windbag, though you'll probably lose friends if you try that. So stick to memorization, you'll thank me someday.
marco_nj commented on the list scripted-apathy
Every once in a while you can throw in a "get out" for good measure.
I think there's a Chris Rock joke about scripted apathy...
December 16, 2006
abraxaszugzwang commented on the list scripted-apathy
people often say oh wow or that's hilarious when, in fact, the thing said was only mildly amusing. There's also you don't say, I bet, and seriously. Some people will even abuse oh my god.
Cool list.
February 10, 2007
pamelad commented on the list scripted-apathy
Definitely. I take your point.
February 10, 2007
sonofgroucho commented on the list scripted-apathy
This is a useful, nay essential, list!
How about "you didn't"
February 10, 2007
uselessness commented on the list scripted-apathy
Thanks, y'all... it's definitely a list you don't want your more verbose friends to know you've been studying. :-)
February 10, 2007
sionnach commented on the list scripted-apathy
Is that a fact? Are you serious?
February 15, 2007
patchouli commented on the list scripted-apathy
Sooooo funny. Especially when the various voice inflections are factored in.
September 2, 2007
sonofgroucho commented on the list scripted-apathy
How about "indeed", "quite", "you're so right".
November 7, 2007
reesetee commented on the list scripted-apathy
And "no kidding?" too.
November 7, 2007
marky commented on the list scripted-apathy
Chris Rock says to always throw in 'I told you that bitch was crazy' when talking to a girlfriend who's talking about some other girl she hates.
February 20, 2010