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A _____ walks into a bar...
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pterodactyl commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
Now I'm dying to hear the jokes that go along with these contributions. For example, what happens when the voodoo priestess walks into a bar? You can't just leave us hanging! :-)
April 8, 2008
palooka commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
My contributions don't have extant jokes behind them pterodactyl. They're meant to be imagination-joggers & they're certaintly successful in that regard in your case.
April 8, 2008
pterodactyl commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
Oh, I see. Y'know, I think they're actually funnier when left to the imagination like that.
When I was about 14 or so, my friends and I had a game that consisted of taking turns making up setups for jokes. Not whole jokes, but just the introductory bits, like "Mother Theresa, Garrison Keillor, and a one-armed man are stuck in an elevator." We never came up with endings; I think we just like the unresolved tension of the silly situations.
That's my longwinded way of saying bravo to you for your untethered jokelets.
April 8, 2008
chained_bear commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
I can give you a punchline that goes with *any* of these, pterodactyl. Example: A nun, a priest, and a cardinal walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it!
HA! HA HA!!
April 8, 2008
reesetee commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
*rimshot*
April 8, 2008
plethora commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
Hee! C_b, that's one of my favourite jokes of all time. A man walks into a bar, and he says "Ouch!"
*snigger*
April 8, 2008
trivet commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
Heard recently:
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
April 10, 2008
reesetee commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
HA!
April 10, 2008
dontcry commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: say pal, why the long face?"
May 27, 2008
dontcry commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender gives him the drink the neutron asks, "How much?" The bartender says: "No charge for you."
December 3, 2009
PossibleUnderscore commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
An Englishman, an Irishman and an Australian walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of bloody joke?"
March 20, 2010
ruzuzu commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
Ach! How did I miss this list? Thank goodness it was featured over on Twitter.
June 5, 2012
pterodactyl commented on the list a-_____-walks-into-a-bar
Thanks, ruzuzu! This was actually one of the first lists I ever created!
June 6, 2012