- Aerialist
- Assoc/Publication
- Athletic
- Balloon Artist
- Bartender
- Bathingsuit Model
- Belly Dancer
- Blackjack Dealer
- Body Builder
- Cappuccino Experience
- Caricature Artist
- Certified Massage Therapist
- Chair Massage
- Chef
- Choreographer
- Clown - Professional
- Comedian - Professional
- Computer Skills - Advanced
- Computer Skills - Basic
- Computer Skills - Intermediate
- Contortionist
- Costume Only
- Crowd Gatherer
- Dancer - Professional
- Degree
- Demonstrator
- Disc Jockey
- Emcee
- Face Painter
- Fitness Model
- Fortune Teller
- Guitarist
- Hairstylist
- Harpist
- Health Card
- Host
- Hostess
- Impersonator
- Interpreter
- Juggler
- Karaoke - Singer
- Magician
- Make Up Artist
- Mannequin Model
- Masseause
- Mime
- Musician
- Narrator
- Palm Reader
- Personal Trainer - Certified
- Photographer - Professional
- Pianist
- Professional Singer
- Psychic
- Runway Model
- Sales Assistant
- Sales/Marketing Background
- Santa Claus
- Scuba Diver - Certified
- Shoe Shine
- Showgirl
- Skater-Figure-Professional
- Skydiver
- Snake Handler
- Spiderman
- Stiltwalker
- Tam Card
- Translation Only
- Twins
- Ventriloquist
- Weight Trainer - Certified
- Yo Yo Specialist
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If I were a self-replicating AI, I wouldn't house myself inside some kind of Iron Man turducken, I'd be thousands of spiders. You really haven't thought this through.
Why does Ultron's itty bitty head on his gigantic robot body have its own helmet? Whyyyyyy?? Is he like that bug that impersonates fish tongues?
DNA Lounge update
ffmpeg on MacOS with Blackmagic

Lazyweb, earn your keep:
How do I get video out of a BlackMagic SDI-to-HDMI 4K MiniConverter using ffmpeg on MacOS?
I installed it like this:
port install ffmpeg +nonfree +librtmp +libdc1394
I gather that the following incantation should list available input devices, but it freaks out halfway through:
ffmpeg -list_devices true -f avfoundation -i dummy
ffmpeg version 2.3.3 Copyright (c) 2000-2014 the FFmpeg developers
built on Aug 21 2014 20:56:05 with Apple clang version 4.1 (tags/Apple/clang-421.11.66) (based on LLVM 3.1svn)
configuration: --prefix=/opt/local --enable-swscale --enable-avfilter --enable-avresample --enable-libmp3lame --enable-libvorbis --enable-libopus --enable-libtheora --enable-libschroedinger --enable-libopenjpeg --enable-libmodplug --enable-libvpx --enable-libspeex --enable-libass --enable-libbluray --enable-gnutls --enable-fontconfig --enable-libfreetype --enable-libfribidi --disable-indev=jack --disable-outdev=xv --mandir=/opt/local/share/man --enable-shared --enable-pthreads --cc=/usr/bin/clang --enable-vda --arch=x86_64 --enable-yasm --enable-libdc1394 --enable-librtmp --enable-gpl --enable-postproc --enable-libx264 --enable-libxvid --enable-nonfree --enable-libfdk-aac --enable-libfaac
libavutil 52. 92.100 / 52. 92.100
libavcodec 55. 69.100 / 55. 69.100
libavformat 55. 48.100 / 55. 48.100
libavdevice 55. 13.102 / 55. 13.102
libavfilter 4. 11.100 / 4. 11.100
libavresample 1. 3. 0 / 1. 3. 0
libswscale 2. 6.100 / 2. 6.100
libswresample 0. 19.100 / 0. 19.100
libpostproc 52. 3.100 / 52. 3.100
[AVFoundation input device @ 0x7f935ac2d3e0] AVFoundation video devices:
[AVFoundation input device @ 0x7f935ac2d3e0] [0] Blackmagic
dummy: Input/output error
Exit 1
My reading of various cargo-cult droppings suggested that my command might look something like:
cmd="ffmpeg -f avfoundation"
cmd="$cmd -i video=Blackmagic" # device
cmd="$cmd -video_size 1280x720" # input video size
cmd="$cmd -framerate 60" # input video frame rate
cmd="$cmd -r 15" # output video fps
cmd="$cmd -g 30" # output motion estimation?
cmd="$cmd -maxrate 350k" # output video rate
cmd="$cmd -bufsize 700k" # output video rate
#cmd="$cmd -rtbufsize 702000k" # output video rate?
cmd="$cmd -vf scale=640:-1,format=yuv420p" # output video size
cmd="$cmd -threads 4" # tune this?
cmd="$cmd -acodec libmp3lame" # output audio codec
cmd="$cmd -ac 2" # output audio channels
cmd="$cmd -b:a 96k" # output audio bps
cmd="$cmd -ar 44100" # output audio Hz
cmd="$cmd -vcodec libx264" # output video codec
cmd="$cmd -crf 23" # constant rate factor. 0 = lossless, 18 good, 23 default, 51 worst
cmd="$cmd -preset ultrafast" # little compression, high bitrate
cmd="$cmd -f mpegts" # MPEG-TS packets, CBR MPEG
cmd="$cmd -f flv"
cmd="$cmd rtmp://a.rtmp.youtube.com/live2/[REDACTED]"
But that fails:
[avfoundation @ 0x7f8d3b82cc00] Failed to create AV capture input device: Cannot Use Blackmagic
Blackmagic: Input/output error
Also, how do I tell it to take video from Blackmagic but encode silence as audio? Not "no audio stream", but rather, "there is an audio stream and it is silent"?
Also, how do I tell it to take video from Blackmagic but audio from the Mac's built-in analog line-in jack?
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh everything is terrible.

Downside: there's not even a remote chance that audio and video will ever be in sync. Upside: by not using Streamup, there's a chance that there might sometimes be any video at all.
But now I can't figure out what the hell I did last time to get video into Youtube at all. FMLE is chugging away, telling me that it has been connected for 26 minutes, but the Youtube "Live Control Room" keeps saying "We are not receiving data from your encoder". FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU...
DNA Lounge update
Alien: 1970s, City, Futura, Helvetica
There's one more typographic anomaly to be found during the self-destruct sequence. Remember when Ripley was punching NUCLEAR BOLT CODE No 1 into that funny-looking keyboard? Well, it turns out to be a very strange keyboard indeed:The first key of note is "PRANIC LIFT 777":
Prana is the Sanskrit word for "life force". It's a cosmic energy believed to come from the sun, and to connect the elements of the universe.
We also have "PADME", a possible variant of Padma, Sanskrit for "lotus flower":
...and "LINGHA" (or Lingam), a representation of the Hindu deity Shiva:
Lingha is balanced by "YONI", Sanskrit for "womb":
Yoni is a symbol for the Hindu Divine Mother, an embodiment of Shakti, the concept of divine feminine creative power. This might explain why we also have a "SHAKTI EXCESS" button on the keyboard:
But perhaps the oddest key on the keyboard is this one in the top right hand corner -- "AGARIC FLY":
Now, Agaric Fly -- or Fly Agaric, as it's more commonly known -- is a mushroom and psychoactive fungus known for triggering a hallucinogenic experience. You might think this is an odd thing to be written on the keyboard of an emergency destruction system. You would be correct.
This might also explain why the key to the left of "AGARIC FLY" is labelled, simply, "TRIP":
So why are all of these strange references on the Nostromo's emergency destruct keyboard? Well, according to the Alien Explorations blog, designer Simon Deering needed some complex-sounding labels for the keyboard at short notice. He was reading The Secret Doctrine by Helena Blavatsky, a Russian philosopher and occultist, at the time of filming. Blavatsky's book attempts to explain the origin and evolution of the universe in terms derived from the Hindu concept of cyclical development. Deering found his inspiration in its pages, and the Nostromo's odd keyboard was born.
Obama Calls For Turret-Mounted Video Cameras On All Police Tanks

In an effort to restore the public's faith in law enforcement, President Obama made an impassioned appeal this week, calling for the installation of turret-mounted video cameras on all police tanks. "This initiative will ensure that police officers across the country will be held accountable for their actions as they pour out of an 18-ton combat vehicle in response to a routine call," said Obama, who announced a detailed plan to allocate funding to equip every single armored personnel carrier, landmine-resistant SWAT van, and battle-ready half-track with an onboard camcorder to monitor police conduct. "If the police are forced to discharge a high-caliber, vehicle-mounted weapon in the line of duty, we'll know why. Furthermore, this policy will discourage the misuse of shell-proof tanks in our communities." The president added that he is hopeful that turret-mounted video cameras would help to reestablish trust between officers equipped with military-grade technology and the populations they are sworn to protect.
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