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Nat Torkington (gnat) on Twitter
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RT @: Google: Jack of all trades, master of only the first one.
18 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
watching "Under The Mountain" with the family. Ms 8 yelled, "JUST GIVE HER THE FUCKING STONE SO SHE CAN SAVE THE WORLD!". She's into it!
23 minutes ago
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@ It's an EXTREMELY hot pepper so yes, you can eat it, but you'll probably regret it.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to kalena
@ You too? We're harvesting more chilis and weeding. Need a working towball (grumble grumble) before can prep for winter :(
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to vaughndavis
@ We planted WAY too many habaneros. What was I thinking?!
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to vaughndavis
The secret to solving chicken and egg situations is to realize that both taste great.
7:19 PM May 20th
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VERY happy to have @, @, and @ on the InternetNZ board. Loving their contributions.
7:04 PM May 20th
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@ You're an unparalleled goddess, the world bows before your splendour. Thank you!
6:31 PM May 20th
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in reply to niceties
@ ... but we don't tip for shit.
4:09 PM May 20th
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in reply to niceties
I'm counting @'s colloquial utterances. 1x"bollocks" so far ...
3:54 PM May 20th
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going dark, as at InternetNZ council financial strategy day today.
3:27 PM May 20th
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I wish I'd known my "ultimate baby starter package" was worth $3000 before I had my vasectomy.
3:21 PM May 20th
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Paraphrasing @: Why is there no tool that takes your quip and automatically makes it shorter with synonyms, while preserving grammar?
1:33 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
@ Would livetweeting my own talk be sad? It would? In that case, uh, no. Not at all.
1:29 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to jsgf
Every time I remove an Oxford comma to fit in the 140 char limit, a little piece of me dies. "ur" and "lol" are mass-extinction events.
1:22 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
@ ETA to breathless tech commentators drawing analogies between 3d and DNA printers, "biofabbers" & Lego wet labs: 35 minutes.
1:19 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to donaldsclark
Auckland is, at present, only slightly less wet and turbulent than the bottom of a flushing toilet. Take off will be fun!
1:17 PM May 20th
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RT @: Whoa: "Apple Selling more iPads than Macs":
1:00 PM May 20th
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Made a cracker "textual harrassment" joke which was received to the sound of crickets chirping. School board is a tough crowd.
12:58 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
@ @ At least we're not measuring tax cuts in fucking blocks of fucking cheese. 2008, you're not missed.
2:56 AM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to keith_ng
Name Nat Torkington Location Ti Point, New Zealand Web https://nathan.tor... Bio I help startups, corporates, and individuals with their technology and business problems. I have a potty mouth.
