jed · May 10, 2011 23:27 · tsenart · May 16, 2011 · jed · May 16, 2011
diff --git a/annotated.js b/annotated.js
 function(
  a, // a Date object
  b, // placeholder
  c  // placeholder
 ){
  for (    // whittle the date down to biggest unit
    b = [  // an array containing the
      1e3, // ms in a second,
      60,  // seconds in a minute,
      60,  // minutes in an hour, and
      24   // hours in a day.
    ],
    a = new Date - a, // get ms since date passed.
    c = 0;            // initialize the cursor.
    a > 2 * b[c];     // while the 2 x time left exceeds the current unit,
    a /= b[c++]       // divide the time by the unit and increment.
  );                  // (note: the 2* above ensures the units are plural!)

  return ~~a +                 // the rounded remaining unit +
    " " +                      // a space + the unit name, which we get by
    "m0second0minute0hour0day" // taking a 0-delimited string of names
     .split(0)                 // splitting it by 0, and
     [c] +                     // taking the final cursor, +
    "s ago"                    // the plural and "ago"
 }
diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
 function(a,b,c){for(b=[1e3,60,60,24],a=new Date-a,c=0;a>2*b[c];a/=b[c++]);return~~a+" "+"m0second0minute0hour0day".split(0)[c]+"s ago"}
diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt
            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 Jed Schmidt <https://jed.is>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

  0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
 {
  "name": "timeAgo",
  "keywords": ["time", "chronological", "ago"]
 }
	function(
	a, // a Date object
	b, // placeholder
	c // placeholder
	){
	for ( // whittle the date down to biggest unit
	b = [ // an array containing the
	1e3, // ms in a second,
	60, // seconds in a minute,
	60, // minutes in an hour, and
	24 // hours in a day.
	],
	a = new Date - a, // get ms since date passed.
	c = 0; // initialize the cursor.
	a > 2 * b[c]; // while the 2 x time left exceeds the current unit,
	a /= b[c++] // divide the time by the unit and increment.
	); // (note: the 2* above ensures the units are plural!)

	return ~~a + // the rounded remaining unit +
	" " + // a space + the unit name, which we get by
	"m0second0minute0hour0day" // taking a 0-delimited string of names
	.split(0) // splitting it by 0, and
	[c] + // taking the final cursor, +
	"s ago" // the plural and "ago"
	}
	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
	Version 2, December 2004

	Copyright (C) 2011 Jed Schmidt <https://jed.is>

	Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
	copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
	as the name is changed.

	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
	TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

	0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.
	{
	"name": "timeAgo",
	"keywords": ["time", "chronological", "ago"]
	}