| CARVIEW |
Select Language
HTTP/2 302
server: nginx
date: Mon, 22 Dec 2025 11:33:08 GMT
content-type: text/plain; charset=utf-8
content-length: 0
x-archive-redirect-reason: found capture at 20111004015545
location: https://web.archive.org/web/20111004015545/https://listorious.com/latenitecoder/best-tweets
server-timing: captures_list;dur=0.589880, exclusion.robots;dur=0.052860, exclusion.robots.policy;dur=0.041090, esindex;dur=0.010491, cdx.remote;dur=6.858427, LoadShardBlock;dur=540.556559, PetaboxLoader3.datanode;dur=161.878449, PetaboxLoader3.resolve;dur=288.590680
x-app-server: wwwb-app213-dc8
x-ts: 302
x-tr: 570
server-timing: TR;dur=0,Tw;dur=0,Tc;dur=0
set-cookie: wb-p-SERVER=wwwb-app213; path=/
x-location: All
x-as: 14061
x-rl: 0
x-na: 0
x-page-cache: MISS
server-timing: MISS
x-nid: DigitalOcean
referrer-policy: no-referrer-when-downgrade
permissions-policy: interest-cohort=()
HTTP/2 200
server: nginx
date: Mon, 22 Dec 2025 11:33:09 GMT
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
x-archive-orig-server: Apache/2.2.3 (CentOS)
x-archive-orig-x-powered-by: PHP/5.2.9
x-archive-orig-cache-control: public, max-age=300
x-archive-orig-pragma:
x-archive-orig-expires: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 02:00:45 GMT
x-archive-orig-content-length: 150658
x-archive-orig-date: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 01:55:45 GMT
x-archive-orig-x-varnish: 1281188440
x-archive-orig-age: 0
x-archive-orig-via: 1.1 varnish
x-archive-orig-connection: close
x-archive-guessed-content-type: text/html
x-archive-guessed-charset: utf-8
memento-datetime: Tue, 04 Oct 2011 01:55:45 GMT
link: ; rel="original", ; rel="timemap"; type="application/link-format", ; rel="timegate"
content-security-policy: default-src 'self' 'unsafe-eval' 'unsafe-inline' data: blob: archive.org web.archive.org web-static.archive.org wayback-api.archive.org athena.archive.org analytics.archive.org pragma.archivelab.org wwwb-events.archive.org
x-archive-src: alexa-web-20111005064201-00014/52_24_20111004015529_crawl101.arc.gz
server-timing: captures_list;dur=0.458379, exclusion.robots;dur=0.016741, exclusion.robots.policy;dur=0.007628, esindex;dur=0.009877, cdx.remote;dur=5.750259, LoadShardBlock;dur=225.647856, PetaboxLoader3.datanode;dur=253.876091, PetaboxLoader3.resolve;dur=89.518756, load_resource;dur=133.943341
x-app-server: wwwb-app213-dc8
x-ts: 200
x-tr: 588
server-timing: TR;dur=0,Tw;dur=0,Tc;dur=0
x-location: All
x-as: 14061
x-rl: 0
x-na: 0
x-page-cache: MISS
server-timing: MISS
x-nid: DigitalOcean
referrer-policy: no-referrer-when-downgrade
permissions-policy: interest-cohort=()
content-encoding: gzip
Best Tweets Twitter List by peter urbanski on Listorious
Best Tweets
Funny Or Die
We make funny videos with famous people. Will Ferrell is our boss. We like to laugh and watch kittens do adorable people things.2,473,315 followers | Follow
someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat acclaimed humor site, someecards.com. You’ll love not unfollowing us!1,691,267 followers | Follow
Top Tweets
Top Tweets algorithmically selects and retweets some of the most interesting tweets spreading across Twitter. Enjoy!1,652,348 followers | Follow
Neil Gaiman
will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.1,641,513 followers | Follow
ICanHasCheezburger?
All your funny in one place! RSS TwitterFeed of ICHC @ichclols1,576,083 followers | Follow
danny masterson
i been workin on the railroad,all the live long day... i been workin on the railroad jus to pass the time awaaaay...1,457,726 followers | Follow
Jason Goldman
COO and Co-founder of The Obvious Corporation. Formerly, VP Product for Twitter and Product Manager for Blogger at Google.1,314,720 followers | Follow
Jason Sweeney
limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.1,174,383 followers | Follow
Nathan Fillion
It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether. BTW, I sometimes tweet a lot. Take me off text alerts!997,327 followers | Follow
Michele Catalano
I write about hockey (and other sports) here: https://americanmccarver.com Lifelong Long Islander. Coming soon to a Northern California town near you.980,465 followers | Follow
Seth Meyers
822,100 followers | Follow
DaveJMatthews
814,452 followers | Follow
Tim Siedell
Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.530,859 followers | Follow
Mastin Kipp
To make each day a fresh start sign up for our FREE daily email at www.TheDailyLove.com - TDL was founded by 29yr old @MastinKipp491,381 followers | Follow
Whitney Cummings
I'm a comedian and actress. I am dead inside. I'm aware that I look older than I am so no need to @ reply me about it.355,715 followers | Follow
Dominic Byrne
Man who does news. And dabbles in a bit of weather reporting not always 100 per cent accurate. Voice over on ITV1 show Penn and Teller289,296 followers | Follow
Christian Spicer
comedian, actor, writer, video-game player, comic-book reader, nice guy226,397 followers | Follow
Tiny Buddha
Simple wisdom for complex lives. Quotes, tips, and authentic stories. Founded by @lori_deschene. PREORDER THE BOOK: https://amzn.to/oydElt223,086 followers | Follow
Claude Bouchard
The next best-selling crime-thriller novelist! Author of Vigilante, The Consultant, Mind Games, The Homeless Killer, 6 Hours 42 Minutes & ASYLUM.201,724 followers | Follow
Andy Borowitz
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.110,956 followers | Follow
Adam McKay
Adam McKay is a writer and director and sometimes acts and sometimes trains orca whales, but not well81,385 followers | Follow
Susan Cooper
Hi I'm Susan from NC, Social Media Enthusiast & Strategist. I create social media campaigns to help build awareness. ♥ Music, Movies & More!66,944 followers | Follow
Jelisa Castrodale
Writer for NBCSports.com and the Winston-Salem Journal. I've learned a lot about life by making a mess of my own.55,214 followers | Follow
Amy Jane Gruber
You can't resist her, she's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home.49,617 followers | Follow
James Gunn
I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.41,748 followers | Follow
Joyce Cherrier
Misplaced Maui Girl 1st life: Health Food Store owner & Pro Windsurfer 2nd:Mom,lover of green,organic,healthy. Sears® Fit Studio Expert, Attune Foods Ambassador39,969 followers | Follow
Adam Lisagor
Proprietor of sandwichvideo.com, youlooknicetoday.com, putthison.com and adamlisagor.com. So many websites!32,341 followers | Follow
Tremendous News!
Don't follow me if you're really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don't know what that means.29,472 followers | Follow
Kelly Shannon Kelly
I tweet funny oneliners and will follow you back! Adventurer, world-traveler, photographer, editor, writer (not necessarily in that order!)27,261 followers | Follow
luckyshirt
Creator, writer, director, and producer of descriptions of myself.20,642 followers | Follow
Tom Tomorrow
Creator of weekly cartoon This Modern World, Pearl Jam album cover artist, proud dad.19,852 followers | Follow
Erika Napoletano
Hash tag abuser in 10 step program because I can't commit to 12. Author, columnist for @EntrepreneurMag. I keep companies from looking like assholes online.16,527 followers | Follow
Don Millard
Sardonic Writer and Artist, Loves Peter O'Toole, Writing, Comedy and All Things Irish13,407 followers | Follow
Richard Laermer
Rambunctious (think rum + boisterous) pop culture/media junkie and prolific writer of all things askew.12,322 followers | Follow
Adam Isacson
I work at the Washington Office on Latin America (my views here, not theirs). Work-related stuff at @adam_wola.9,731 followers | Follow
Josh Hopkins
father. husband. programmer. web designer. artist. geek. thinker. doer. founder of 40horse.com.9,388 followers | Follow
RoughDiction
I have a college degree. Don't make me pretend to use it. roughdiction@gmail.com9,305 followers | Follow
David Bugliari
9,079 followers | Follow
Avery Edison
Writer and comedian. No relation to the lightbulb guy. Used to be really good at math. averyedison[at]gmail[dot]com8,165 followers | Follow
Team Twaggies
The Web's funniest tweets, illustrated into even funnier comics. Have a funny tweet? Send it to us!8,148 followers | Follow
Michael Pierce
I own a Professional Sports Franchise. Don't feel intimidated though, I never think of myself as better than you just because of my Fantasy Football Team.7,799 followers | Follow
Jonathan Sloan
The size of my fist is directly proportional to the object it's holding.7,554 followers | Follow
Doctor Zaius
Just another misanthropic orangutan from the future forced to twitter by court order to learn how 'intelligent' and 'evolved' humans are7,158 followers | Follow
Once An Aries
Eventually, I'll offend you. https://favstar.fm/users/NowAPisces https://beeftongue.tumblr.com/post/235380403/us7,114 followers | Follow
Sadao Turner Esq.
Maitre d' New Media for Ryan Seacrest/@RSP. Club sandwiches, not seals.6,929 followers | Follow
Ben Brooks
Comic, musician, writer, builder, humanist and why don't you just figure it out yourself. Also found at www.witstream.com.6,600 followers | Follow
The Night Stalker
Writer, actor,cotton candy vendor, killer tomato, night Stalker. Snarking his way through college.6,309 followers | Follow
Derek Thomas
Tory blogger Iain Dale's just called me an ignorant prick. Anyone got a paper hanky I can borrow? https://twitter.com/#!/IainDale/status/1028095537621319686,299 followers | Follow
Kim Brater
Co-founder of Ant Hill Marketing, Brand Strategist and news junkie. Your brand is your business.5,784 followers | Follow
James Laker
No matter the opponents Game Man Listens Own Optimum Time No matter the conditions-Game- Man Wins-In His Window Of Time5,748 followers | Follow
peter urbanski
Never bored. Into search algos, data mining, ancient mysteries, photography, healthy living. I follow real people. ☮5,088 followers | Follow
Bort Flancrest
4,554 followers | Follow
Jeff Kelley
I eat a ton of chicken, like inhumane amounts. I think aircraft carriers are neat and I appreciate a good shirt tuck-in.4,332 followers | Follow
Rob Kroese
Author of MERCURY RISES, due out from Amazon Publishing on October 18!4,204 followers | Follow
Nick Alias Plemur
Somewhat amusing (Brookings Institution, 2010), A threat to economic recovery (RAND Corporation, 2011), Not allowed back (MIT Lincoln Laboratory, 2008)4,173 followers | Follow
Funny Pictures Pics
Funny! Your Host For Online Entertainment: Funny Videos, Pictures, Games And Much More!! Become A Fan On Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/petedotcom3,454 followers | Follow
Luke in London
Making orphans and single mothers feel better about their predicament for over 10 years.3,442 followers | Follow
Jay Handler
Author of The 8 M's of Marketing, professional speaker, marketing consultant & owner of Chamber Consultants of America. www.Facebook.com/JayHandlerSpeaks3,292 followers | Follow
Sucktackular.com
What midgets, toothless BJs, Christian Bale, and the incestual relationship you have with your cousin have in common.3,151 followers | Follow
Kasper Hauser Comedy
Comedy group. Authors of SkyMaul, Weddings of the Times, Obama's Blackberry.2,888 followers | Follow
David Leibowitz
Trying to decide on a bio. Right now, I'm partial to Abraham Lincoln's.2,483 followers | Follow
Jordan Peterson
FavRatio.com creator. Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network architect, web developer, frotteur.2,442 followers | Follow
Cassandra Barry
I do Wife of Joel Stein stuff and Mom to our toddler stuff. I should probably get a job.1,962 followers | Follow
Stephanie Pollock
Founder of Active Therapy. Certified Health Coach/Yoga Instructor. Helping those with digestive/body image issues.1,904 followers | Follow
Steven Bonisteel
Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.1,830 followers | Follow
Indé Fjölnir
And now i'll close my eyes really, really tight and make you all go away.1,585 followers | Follow
fluffy little clouds
I'm like a superhero, but without any special abilities or any real motivation to save the world.1,199 followers | Follow
James Williams
Professional Developer/Amateur Photographer Living in Charleston, SC848 followers | Follow
Harry Nipples
You'd think it would be easy to come up with one line without sounding crazy or full of myself.362 followers | Follow
Amber Rohrig
85 followers | Follow
Curated by peter urbanski
Most engaging witty and funny retweetable content Twitter can offer - a must read everyday
Tags:
twitter humor media celebrities entertainment socialmedia bloggers best content celebs cool educational
Recommend someone for this list
Email Updates
Get updates about new lists on Twitter and news about Listorious
about
Have you envied journalists who get to interview experts, celebrities and other fascinating people? Now you can find and interview almost anyone with Listorious.
a list of other things
search
A Sawhorse Media Production. Terms. Privacy.














































































































































